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[05 Sep 2004|01:39am] |
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Danzig - Dirty Black Summer (5:14) |
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This is the last breath of summer this journal will take. Tomorrow I'm going to walk back into the stale streets of New York and pretend to myself that the drab landscapes don't bother me as I walk with my parents into my concrete long weekend. After awhile that pretending with evolve into complacency and everything will be peachy... I always die on the inside the first night or two, but I eventually end those shenanigans, besides, I'll get to see Chelsea again, and all the other fiends. People think I feel like a fish out of water when I'm in that city, I thought that's how it was going to be too, turns out I ended up being the opposite.
I would like to leave you with a quote that reflects where mein sommer was mostly spent. This is what Will Clark said to Ben in private after spending a night at the shop with us (Willy, Ben, BB, and myself)
"I don't like hanging out with you and Willy... I mean, the things you talk about are just HORRIBLE and it really depresses me."
*High Five*
Goodbye Connecticut, it certainly has been a Dirty Black Summer
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| Mothball Smoothies |
[03 Sep 2004|04:53am] |
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Danzig - Circle of Snakes |
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Seems there's not going to be a farewell Barbeque at jolly old Ben Harmon's tonight, or anything aside from me sitting around reading Steppenwolf and listening to Circle of Snakes. I've been thinking a little about school lately, disbelieving I'll actually be back in class this Tuesday, it'll be interesting, but as a devout follower of Calvin and Hobbes I never really look forward to school. I'll miss hanging out at Willy's shop, I'll forever look back on those precious memories. Like the time Willy dropped a Skittle in a container of rust and acid then ate it, or when we punched the pine siding off his doorway for no reason... and when I passed out on Ben's motorcycle.. ehh, good times. 2 more days left till I once again inhale the stank oders of Manhattan. Summer, I want you to go down in a hail of gunfire, if you will.
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| Fiends Only |
[01 Sep 2004|02:55am] |
Danzig - Circle of Snakes = 7/10
It's no Lucifuge, but it's better than BlackAcidEvil
I'm sticking to that... just wish you could here his voice more in the new album, that's like 80% of what I like about him. The Vocals should be louder than the instruments... ALWAYS!
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| There's Magic in the Metal |
[30 Aug 2004|06:13pm] |
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Through adversity to the stars |
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Iron Maiden - Aces High (4:30) |
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Despite their placenta-eating ways, the British can be pretty cool every now and again... you see, I've discovered that if you combine two semi-related good things they've done the end result is pretty badass.
Try this for example:
1. Make sure you have an MP3 of Winston Churchill's 'We Shall Never Surrender' speech and Iron Maiden's 'Aces High' song off their 'Powerslave' album. If you don't have this anyway then it's about time you got it, asshole.
2. Listen to Churchill's speech from 11:10 to 11:40, and let the ending note of "We shall never surrender" be your key to switch songs.
3. Immediately switch to 'Aces High', a truly epic historically inspired song about an air battle from the viewpoint of a British flying ace, the desired effect is a heightened transcendental experience of an already badass song performed by the "The Air Raid Siren" himself Bruce Dickinson. Even the most Teutonic blooded of you such as myself (Yeah, and by that I mean a Quarter Austrian) will be saying "God save the Queen" in no time.
We shall fight those Jerrie sucka's in the fields and the streets nigga!
Churchill's Speech Text | Iron Maiden - Aces High Lyrics
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| Propagandolf the Mighty |
[30 Aug 2004|04:41pm] |
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Manowar - Thor (5:23) |
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Prophetic images came to me last night in a dream, actually it was just really funny: It must have taken place in WW2 or something because John Wayne was talking abput how "We Propagandate the youth by giving them lots of cool toys"... as he was saying this he put red, white, and blue headphones over some baby's ears and handed them simplistic toddler toys, like steering wheels that make noises and such, to play with. Then on the opposite end of the world I guess, it was Hitler in a dark room talking to a bunch of babies. He was dressed in a black body suit, wore a button nose, and floppy dog ears, and he was like: "Hi children, I'm aryan Goofy"... at this point they all began crying as a pissed off Hitler began flailing his limbs in the air screaming "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!". That's when I woke up, killer.
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| Tricked out Backpacks |
[29 Aug 2004|03:59am] |
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Talking to Max |
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My Backpack's got Skulls...
Mightier than 1,000 patches you could buy at Hot Topic.
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| 8 (Crocodile) Mile |
[27 Aug 2004|03:41pm] |
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J.B.O - Frauen (3:49) |
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I'm thinking of purchasing a Slip N' Slide, or a Crocodile... no wait, SUPER Crocodile Mile, if such things still exist. I'm guessing there might be some slightly lamer modern variations out there, I want the vintage ones... the kind I had advertised to me in an a very awkward Australian accent when I was a kid. Yeah, cause those would get the hotties indeed. Does anybody out there have something similar to the listed products? Is there like a weight limit of some kind? We don't want to repeat the Power Wheels incident.
"Have you ever seen children running and diving onto a wet slippery sheet of plastic? Have you ever done it yourself? Did it seem like fun?
Unfortunately, for thousands of people, these common backyard water slides have led to bruises, severe cuts and broken bones. For a handful of people, these toys have led to a lifetime in a wheelchair.
Our firm recently represented a 35 year old man, Mr. Bill Evans, who was rendered a quadriplegic while using one of these backyard water slides, the Slip 'N Slide. In the course of our investigation, we learned that at least seven other individuals had also suffered neck fractures while using this same toy, and one of them had died. " - BoxerLaw.com
COOL!
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| Boycott Ants |
[25 Aug 2004|03:48am] |
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I'm urging all American citizens everywhere to boycott ants, those little black things that tragically end up in your box of cereal from time to time. I had gone to bed at 1 AM this morning, for the first time in ages, with the hope of getting my sleep cycle back on track so I can stop waking up at 2 PM. Anywho, as I innocently slept, I was awoken by the Fat Albert of ants tickling my arm, hey Toby here's an idea, maybe if you weren't so fucking FAT you wouldn't have woken me up ya little shit. If I found his colony I'd drop a few hundred Red Ants down to find that little son of a bitch, yeah I let him go, he's too big, make a huge mess it would, and now I sit in a state of wide awaken confusion as to what to do next, not tired really any more.
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| Feline Trickery |
[20 Aug 2004|02:16am] |
I love Plutonium: you hear about how sweden wants to sue the makers of aqua teen?
Nefus X: ?!
Nefus X: why?!
I love Plutonium: yeah apparently for that, "we will rip off your arms and sell em to the sweds" line
I love Plutonium: fucking nonesense
I love Plutonium: yeah
I love Plutonium: I heard it on tv a few minutes ago when that never happened
Nefus X: WHAT?!
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| Zombie Rot |
[15 Aug 2004|04:16pm] |
The Kiss of the Grind Rail
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[13 Aug 2004|06:56pm] |
COMMENT YOU FUCKERS! COMMENT!
Hey! I'm not gonna hurt you... not gonna hurt you
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| Fat people could save us all! |
[12 Aug 2004|11:17pm] |
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Iron Maiden - Powerslave (7:09) |
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I sometimes have problems with announcing my sinister ideas out loud; fear of them being taken credit for by another individual, or realizing only minutes later that they weren't so clever afterall, maybe even stupid. I mean, the day after I thought of the idea of selling soup in a pop-top can, as you would soda or fruit juice, I saw it being advertised on TV. It kind of ticked me off, aroused some fear of TV monitors secretly being 2-Way Cameras, and yet, it also pleased me a little bit in the sense that: 'hey atleast it shows my noggin is doing something right'. Anyway, this is an idea I wouldn't mind having taken away from me by the Soviet Ninja spies that watch my every move and monitor my every synapse.
Here's a little notion to wrap your cerebellums around. Something that could deal a huge concussive blow to that little bastard known as 'the energy crisis'. One way to help solve it, make all individual homes capable of producing their own electricity, well how would they do it? Use your imaginations, you don't have to suckle on the electrical teet of some rancid Nuclear Power Plant... obviously there are solar panels, a great idea but many people can't afford them, even though you'd end up selling power back to the town and making more money in the long run... that is ofcourse unless you live in the deepest darkest jungles of dark Africa. How bout this though gentleman? What if each and every stationery excercise bike and every plausible weight-lifting device, in every large gym in every large power hungry city had a small generator attached to it? As to generate manual energy through something that is going to be used anyway. Not only would you feel good about losing weight, but you'd be doing a great environmental/civic service. I don't know how much power it could provide but it could atleast be enough for the building as an alternate/backup power source. Look at all that manual labor going to waste?
That's right Hugo! Work those retarded muscles, give me 4 Kilowatts Bitch!
I'm afraid though this wouldn't sit to well with the oil industry, I hate living in their planned-obsolescence world, christ, over 400 different kinds of engines exist and the general public only knows of 2. YOU HEARD ME, 2. I read Popular Mechanics bitch.
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